Alex turner’s inability to string a sentence together in conversation is INCREDIBLE considering his profession and reputation
Imagine if a football player was that way, like Leonel Messi scores 3 goals and then he CAN’T EVEN WALK when he gets off the field
- What Eurovision is supposed to be: All the countries putting aside their differences for a peaceful, harmonius and enjoyable night of song, dance and sequins.
- What Eurovision actually is: 4 POINTS FUCK YOU WE GAVE YOU 12 YOU FUCKING TRAITOR SEE IF WE ACT AS YOUR ALLY IN THE NEXT WORLD WAR YOU JUDAS SCUM
I am still drinking about you
— six word story (via aimerlune)
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice
i wish people had crushes on me
