Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.
Maybe Harry potter is real and your not
did harry potter ever go the bathroom
If no dark wizard in the Potterverse has ever made a stallion statue into a horcrux and called it a horsecrux I am very disappointed in the wizarding world
Can you imagine though, a pureblood wizard coming up with a new spell for something and excitedly showing everyone they know and a muggleborn just looks at them with a bored expression and says “You know the muggles invented something for that years ago right?”
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning