Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)
iltuoprofumosulmiocuscino:

Deathly Hallows. ♡

Maybe Harry potter is real and your not

— John green (via fabulousbaeritto)

purrloining:

did harry potter ever go the bathroom


People really don’t understand Draco’s character, he was ultimately forced to do everything he did and everyone hates him. I wish no one hated him

kimikomuffin:

If no dark wizard in the Potterverse has ever made a stallion statue into a horcrux and called it a horsecrux I am very disappointed in the wizarding world

malfoypure:

Can you imagine though, a pureblood wizard coming up with a new spell for something and excitedly showing everyone they know and a muggleborn just looks at them with a bored expression and says “You know the muggles invented something for that years ago right?”

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning